A priest was driving home after attending a house party. A bottle of wine was donated to him by the party’s host, to be used in the eucharistic sacrament. The priest was pulled over by a cop, who smelled alcohol on the priest.
“Have you been drinking, Father?” the cop asked.
The priest responded, “I’ve just been drinking water, my son.”
The cop pulled out from the backseat the bottle of wine the priest had stashed there. “And is this the bottle you were drinking water out of?”
“Oh dear,” the priest lamented. “Looks like He’s been at it again.”
Get it? Get it? The priest pretended like G-d turned the water into wine! Ahahahahaha!
Man, I hate it when I have to explain a joke…
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