Priest Gets a DUII

A priest was driving home after attending a house party. A bottle of wine was donated to him by the party’s host, to be used in the eucharistic sacrament. The priest was pulled over by a cop, who smelled alcohol on the priest.

“Have you been drinking, Father?” the cop asked.

The priest responded, “I’ve just been drinking water, my son.”

The cop pulled out from the backseat the bottle of wine the priest had stashed there. “And is this the bottle you were drinking water out of?”

“Oh dear,” the priest lamented. “Looks like He’s been at it again.”

Get it? Get it? The priest pretended like G-d turned the water into wine! Ahahahahaha!

Man, I hate it when I have to explain a joke…

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2 Responses to “Priest Gets a DUII”


  1. 1 Pete Wilson April 30, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Jon, I thought it was hilarious. Love the blog man. Look forward to reading more soon.

  2. 2 jonsquared April 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    @ Pete – Thanks for stopping by. Glad you found the joke funny. When I first heard the joke, I got it right away, whereas there were several present who didn’t.


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