It’s Friday!  You know what that means?  That’s right– time to visit Shady Palms Retirement Home and pick up on chicks, yeah!  Although I’m naturally charming, I need to brush up on my pick-up lines.  So, I went to and found some pretty snazzy ones (WARNING: some may not be suitable for all bloggers). Here’s a short sampling:

“I think you’ve got something in your eye.  Oh never mind; it’s just a sparkle.”

“You must be Jamaican, ’cause Jamaican me crazy.”

“Quick, somebody call the cops!  You just stole my heart.”

Here’s a couple of lines the ladies can use on me:


“Hey, there.”


“Excuse me. Do you know where the ladies room is?”

Yeah, baby!  I’m all yours…


2 Responses to “TGIF!”

  1. 1 princess1236 July 25, 2008 at 7:20 am

    (rolling my eyes) OMG! The sad part of it all is that there are dumb guys out there who would use some of these lines. I know cause I heard some of these. uh, boys!

    Jon: HI 🙂

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