It’s Friday! You know what that means? That’s right– time to visit Shady Palms Retirement Home and pick up on chicks, yeah! Although I’m naturally charming, I need to brush up on my pick-up lines. So, I went to About.com and found some pretty snazzy ones (WARNING: some may not be suitable for all bloggers). Here’s a short sampling:
“I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind; it’s just a sparkle.”
“You must be Jamaican, ’cause Jamaican me crazy.”
“Quick, somebody call the cops! You just stole my heart.”
Here’s a couple of lines the ladies can use on me:
“Hi.”
“Hey, there.”
“Hello.”
“Excuse me. Do you know where the ladies room is?”
Yeah, baby! I’m all yours…
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(rolling my eyes) OMG! The sad part of it all is that there are dumb guys out there who would use some of these lines. I know cause I heard some of these. uh, boys!
Jon: HI 🙂
Well, hello there…